and what a beauty it is !

A wonderful article was posted in the news section of our website. You should really read it carefully…

you got away with it…

“They got away with what?” I hear you say. Well, MY IDEA! Yeah. The so-called personal computer they created, was my idea. Of course, my design was much better. I did not have the obvious flaws the first IBM PC had. You remember that? Of course you don’t. But ask your grand parents. These machines were awfull ! Nobody understood a thing about them and the only thing you could do was add some numbers (limited to 1 digit) and do some typing, which was then plotted out on a matrix printer that could wake up the neighbours.

Let me tell you about my design. I did present it to the board of directors at the time, but they did not believe in it. My PC (Private Communicator) would have done all a man really needed at the time. It would have found the nearest pub in no time, roll your cigarettes, but more importantly, get you all the details you needed on any girl or boy you liked. Yes, it would have been possible to store all that data on a platform you could share with your mates called FriendsBook. You would have sent info about a possibly interesting girl or boy to your friends via SheMail or HeMail depending on the content off course.

You know, when I think about it, it was not only IBM who stole my idea… HELP, I have been robbed! But guys, if you feel guilty about it, feel free to contact me and I will send you my bank account number so you can make it up to me. Thanks in advance.

Sincerely mine

Victor Hale

If you ever need anything…

More than anyone could bare, I have always been harassed by people asking me for advice or help. I can understand why they come to me off course, I mean, who else would they turn to. Clearly my vast experience in life and enourmous analytic talent are what they are craving to behold in action. It’s almost a downside of being me, which would be impossible, because, as you surely know, there is no downside of being me. Luckily I am humble enough to give some of my genius to the world.

For example, my facebook page is my way of giving back to society. The information is very interesting, the picture is amazing and off course, it’s about me. I never answer any questions, I don’t have the time to focus on individual issues. I have to look at the greater picture, the master plan. As one of the great minds of our age, I can not be bothered with the details. But I allow anyone to learn from me as they see fit. Watch and learn.

Recently however, it was brought to my attention that not everyone posseses the necessary skills to understand exactly what I am teaching the world, so I have come to a decission. I am willing to reply to your personal questions, but on one condition only. You must be on my Facebook friendslist.

So, become part of the selected club that is linked to me and I might help you. Don’t forget to tell your friends about it, because my Facebook friends will also have access to knowledge which the world is not ready for.

Sincerely mine

Mr Hale

My name is Victor Hale, but you can call me Mr Hale.

Hi, my name is Victor Hale. On my blog, you will find more information mostly about me. Why? Because I find it hard to find subjects that are more interesting than me. However, in case I would come across something that is worth my attention, I will off course let you know.

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Sincerely mine,

Mr Hale.